Naturally Speaking

Just the other day, I ventured into the wilderness. It was beautiful; it was serene. I communed with the nature of things. I became aware of my place within the universe.

I actually spoke with a cute, fuzzy creature of the forest.

During fleeting moments of zen-like introspection, I inhaled the oxygen of Mother Earth. Then, desiring to satiate my hunger, I killled and ate that fuzzy thing.

Certainly, I skinned and gutted it before laying its flesh over a nice open flame.

Animal be good when properly cooked.